joeliebgot:

computer unfreezes

“oh are you done? you’re done having a hissyfit now? you’re ready to function like a reasonable machine?”

gehirnwellen:

you know that font people use on android phones, the one that looks like comic sans’s ugly sister … why

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

targayen:

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle